I constantly tell our ladies how amazing they were in the play, even if they weren’t, and being high on quality cannabis makes the lies come out a lot more believable
All three of our daughters got the acting bug, and once they hit middle school they each joined the drama program; My oldest kid didn’t want to be an actress, he wanted to learn the technical side of dramaâ€¦ She l acquired how to work a soundboard, complicationshoot a microphone, and operate a spotlight, the other 2 ladies both wanted to be on stage. This means that over the last 8 years I have been to a lot of school plays, and I have to confess that they are terribleâ€¦ If I don’t get supremely stoned on high-end cannabis before a play I won’t be able to make it all the way through. These school plays are so long, and the acting is so terrible, so with a head full of cannabis smoke I can kick back and appreciate it; Without cannabis I just wonder how much longer it is going to take. Last year the play was so long that I went into the parking lot during intermission and smoked a fat bowl of Purple Haze just to get always stoned again, and even that wasn’t enough! For this particular play, it was so long and so bad there wasn’t enough cannabis in the world to make it tolerable, then another reason I find marijuana essential for a school play is the lying that comes afterward. I constantly tell our ladies how amazing they were in the play, even if they weren’t, and being high on quality cannabis makes the lies come out a lot more believable. I look forward to the drama program ending.