All three of my daughters got the acting bug.
- Once they hit middle school they each joined the drama program.
My oldest daughter didn’t want to be an actress, she wanted to learn the technical side of drama. She learned how to work a soundboard, troubleshoot a microphone, and operate a spotlight. The other two girls both wanted to be on stage. This means that over the last eight years I have been to a lot of school plays, and I have to admit that they are terrible. If I don’t get supremely stoned on high-end cannabis before a play I won’t be able to make it all the way through. These school plays are so long, and the acting is so terrible, so with a head full of cannabis smoke I can kick back and enjoy it. Without cannabis I just wonder how much longer it is going to take. Last year the play was so long that I went into the parking lot during intermission and smoked a fat bowl of Purple Haze just to get properly stoned again. Even that wasn’t enough! For this particular play, it was so long and so bad there wasn’t enough cannabis in the world to make it tolerable. Another reason I find marijuana essential for a school play is the lying that comes afterward. I always tell my girls how amazing they were in the play, even if they weren’t, and being high on quality cannabis makes the lies come out a lot more believable. I look forward to the drama program ending.