The new cannabis store security guard

Our new security guard is simply named Otto, plus he is a sight to behold.

Otto weighs almost four hundred pounds, plus towers above almost everyone at six feet eight inches tall.

He says that he used to be a member of a biker gang, plus based on all his tattoos I don’t feel he’s kidding! Otto also started working here about three weeks ago, plus has had an immediate impact on the store. Although he is intimidating to look at, Otto is as sweet plus kind a guy as I have ever met. He’s funny, too! Otto also constantly has the most hilarious stories from the old afternoons, when he sold cannabis for his biker gang. He is a law abiding citizen now, plus rarely even smokes real marijuana, however he makes a damn wonderful security guard. The best thing about Otto is that every single employee plus customer at the cannabis dispensary feels safe, just one look at the guy lets you know he’s a strenuous guy, plus nobody wants to start trouble at the real cannabis dispensary. We didn’t have much trouble before, however my pal and I would get some teens trying to sneak inside plus steal some cannabis products. Now it never actually happens, because Otto works from the front door of the cannabis shop, plus he’s so wide that no one can get by him, unless he allows it. Oddly enough, there is another cannabis dispensary a few blocks away from here that has been robbed twice. I am so incredibly delighted that Otto is here to protect my cannabis shop, because no one dares to steal from him.

 

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